Write a Rapper's Verse for Them


#43

I see

nevermind then


#44

Pretty accurate tbh


#45

Westside Gunn

Ayo half my shooters sniff the blow mixed wit earwax
Supreme fit and Gucci condoms I don't fuck bareback
Bodies stacked all up and down Fairfax
Fuck around with Griselda getcha man whacked
Ayo, Hail Mary, shoutout to Jesus
Just blew thirty racks on the Pucci sneakers
Pulled the .38 left ya cranium in the wind
Please Lord forgive me for I have sinned
Eating fettucine watching John Travolta
Touch the Goyard flip flops and ima smoke ya
Bust a nut on the Basquiat on accident
My shooters all sniff pure white mixed wit Polident


#46

honestly this is bars my guy


#47

I'm finna use that verse on my EP tbqh


#48

That last bar was my favorite lol


#49

Silly AF

LINXxX


#50

im fr tho that's gonna happen


#51


#52

I'm for real though, tweet me the link when it's done.


#53

for sure my dude


#54

Hello I am rapping yes
I will state my name yes it's my name yes
Good job rapping, my fans tell me
And it is very true
Wow
I have great fans
I'm a very successful rapper
Good luck trying to rap as well as me, because quite frankly, that is simply out of the question now you see here I'm the best rapper in this city (the city I mention frequently in my other works, going so far as to show my credibility through methods like stating my phone number area code, or a specific intersection near my house) and if you disagree that will be quite an issue we may even have to begin writing rap songs specifically about our rocky and adverse relationship, saying things either of us may not actually mean to draw a reaction and propel both of our careers forward despite there never be a conclusive "winner" or "loser" thus adding to our fan's fanaticism and to the mysticism of our careers; however, if we agree on things we like to rap about, then perhaps we might create rap songs together collaboratively, rather than just creating rap songs about one another like I mentioned earlier. On tracks such as these, I would perhaps rap first, and then after I rap, you could begin to rap. The important factor is that neither of us rap at the same time, as that would be boisterous and our listeners would have quite a bit of trouble discerning the lyrics we are saying, which, I should mention are an important aspect of this specific genre that I, while others may not (despite a historical precedent telling them to), value. Anyway, it would probably be preferable if our lyrics related to one another through a common theme, although let's be honest, this isn't really that big of a deal. I will put your name in the name of the song, as that seems to be the appropriate place to put it, as, after all, a list of everyone on the song except for the artist whose album the song is on should be included in the title of a song. Anyways, just call me back, we could definitely work together on some stuff, I can have my dude send you some beats or whatever.


#55

LIL UZI

YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH,
Fucking yo bitch like YAH,
She grab my handbag like YAH,
I do not fuck with lil YACHty,
She wan' fuck in my FER-RAR-I,
So I was like YAH PLEASE,
I made wet like the seven SEAS,
She moaned YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!
incomprehensible adlibs


#56

Drake

You was out at the steakhouse, I was at the studio workin with 40
You wanted to get intimate, but I got different priorities
You came home on the TTC and said you wanted more from me
But then I said I got other things on my mind, you said you was over me
I'm on a big man ting now dont get rude with me gyal
you wanna clash I'll be at Cheesecake Factory crying to myself over a meal
Someone taking down scripture of 6 God, like Meek said, they be writin for me
My team slighted and you know they get to fightin for me


#57

someone is salty and/or an intense backpacker


#58

Joey Bada$$

The drones are coming for Us
Like foxes fly thru bushes for a come up
tread lightly or you dying off they lazzahs
get ya brain washed nine eleven was a fixtchya(fixture)-
-of your imagination, they taking names and countin faces want ya spiruht(spirit)
my third eye flaming pawns im taming off the liqah(liquor)


#59

Nah ion hate Uzi. I actually thought that "Lil YACHty...FER-RAR-I" straight flames.


#60

xxxtentacion

THESE NIGGAS WANNA FIGHT
PULL A GUN ON SIGHT
BITE THAT PUSSY LIKE A DYKE
FUCK A BITCH MOLLY NICE
SLIT MY WRISTS IN THE NIGHT
SHOOT THAT GLOCK BITCH WE RIDE


#61

i immediately looked for a wrist slitting reference 10/10 great verse


#62

Hide it in my sock (sock)

Tertiary sock (Sock)

Yup I got three socks (three)

Das a lot of socks (yup)

(uh)

Side bitch sock (Who?)

Ya boi got shot when i shot at the opps (what?)

Sorry bout that (I’m sorry!)

I was shooting at the opps (Opps)

They stealing my socks (big socks)

And that’s how I rock (COOKIE)

With my three socks (damn)

[End]

{Fuccboi “Stole ya socks” carti}