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#22

Earl

Wearing dirty plastic Doing acrobatic gymnastics
Store flirty spastic fatties in the attic
Flip some crabby patties, mixed em up with catfish
Also scat, piss, ba dim tisk jokes on you I ain’t a fat bitch
Recently I’ve been thinking dark thoughts
Seeking peace walking through the park lost
Peek at me, I’m on the brink of Noah’s ark cost
cuz clancy charging for my verses
Like perverts charge virgins


#23

2chainz

I get paid for this shit like a tax lawyer
Stuff the pussy like a taxidermiist
Mike Tyson head… brain damage permnant!
Drive my phantom like I just got my permit
I only fuck with green… first name Kermit
In Atlanta with double double cups
2chainz 2 hoes yeah I double up
All these niggas Oreos… double stuff


#24

Holy shit those punchlines are great actually.

Quavo:

(it’s Quavo) (UHUHUH)
Been fuckin that bitch a while now (FUCKIN HER)
She callin my name out in the wild now (ANIMAL)
Doggy style in the king mattress (HUGE)
You catch my text to her now you all sadness (SAD)
Ring ring call that ho up again (PICK UP)
Sendin her Daymon Green snaps again
Sendin egg plant emoji to your wife some more
Yessir imma hood nigga like Gorilla Zoe


#25

Maybach music joins rocafella

I work 7 weeks a day 365 a week
I been running the mills before run of the mill meek!
(Rick Ross)
Meek mill? Shit I got 1000 meenks
New chain every day, you got a year lease
(Jay again)
Pound for pound cake, braggadocios feast
Rolling in rolls, back to back keys
When life gives you lemonade you keep that bitch on a leash
(Ross)
From boost mobile to a mogul, no more overdue fees
A nigga got more diamonds than a dog got fleas
No wonder these bitches itchin’ for a nigga like me


#26

Catch a squirrel and eat it, i hope i dont get rabies

This is an obvious reference to the war on terror and how it effects our children now and in the feature (hence the rabies)

also a very introspective yet very nihilistic view on the immigration crisis in Europe.


#27

Wayne:
fucking a slut in the butt
going wild on tha sizzurp
Young money swagger,
hit a bitch wit tha dagger
working on my boards, sporty
wetting a bitch, WD-40
Jay Z:
Young Hov, used to work the stove
Now working sports, ballin’ on ballers
Like the mob, callin’ on shot-callers
Bro with OB, fuckin’ with B, fuck you ain’t me
When I die I wann go to hell
Cause even there I know my shit would sell


#28

Sandman from Re-Up Gang (he probably wouldn’t make some of the references in this but it’s inspired by his flow. I posted this earlier in the struggle rapper bars thread)

You don’t like me? Come here, let me give you a kiss
With my fist, on your lips, then I pause, let you spit
Your teeth out, you freak out when I pull the heat out
The four-fifths speak out when I empty the clips
Malicious, grindin’ bones to make bread, it’s delicious
I’m vicious, blood leaks out, no time to get stitches
I seek out the homes of your missus and bitches
My only wish is for you to sleep with the fishes


#29

Westside Gunn

AYO
I’m in that all black A5, you can’t miss that (SKRRRRT)
Got the gat, knock your shit back like a tennis match (BOM BOM BOM-BOM)
Niggas see the devil, but my clothes Christiaaaaaan
My nigga doing thirteen because you went missiiiiiiiiiiiing (DOO DOO DOO DOO)


#31

Jeezy

You know I keep that white, (JYEUH!)
like a fuckin polar bear,
bout a hunnid bricks (HA-HAAA!)
yeah i got ‘em over there
yeah i got ‘em over squares,
fuck all of them lames (AYE!!!)
Hatin’-ass fakes (fakes!) tryna play games,
Bricks of the snow, I’m ‘bout to build an Igloo,
Jeezy Eskimo, hustlin’s all I do (THAT’S RIIGHT!)
get it how I live til I die (die!)
Feel like a baker, all these muhfuckin’ pies,
YEAH, and I’m so muhfuckin’ fly,
If you want product I’m your muhfuckin’ guy,
Police tryna box me inside the bando,
I’ll just grab the shovel, make like El Chapo (HA HAA!)


#32

They call me Jay Elec candy cane
jay elect hurricane
jay elec ride to mecca in a boat train

They call me jay elec superman
jay elec japan man
非常に大きな翼のついたジェイエレクロの鳥


#33

This made me bust out laughing, thanks for making my day.


#34

famous dex:

UH WAYYYY UH YEAAHH
OHMANNNGAHDAMNN

I GOT MY 30 ON ILL SHOOT U
RUN UP ON ME ILL SHOOT YOU
IM FUCKING UR BITCH IN THE SEWERS
BITCH I HANG AROUND WITH SHOOTERS

UH YAHHHHHHH


#35

Joey Bada$$ (2013 Era):

It’s the bada$$ nigga, here to keep it real like that ass nigga,
‘Cos I don’t fuck wit’ y’all silly connin’ ass niggas,
But I ain’t ‘bout pullin’ triggers, but I pull through active and deliver,
A chain of silly bills that even makes the tax collector shiver,
Check my figures, I ain’t let her get away with my swishers,
Then switch to making waves, and let ye free ya soul like the 13th amendment nigga

Wrote this in 10 minutes. Since I’m really corny and vain, finna annotate my own bars.
• “Real ass” links to “silly connin” (silicone)
• “Deliver a chain of silly bills” - silly bills = syllables (BARS)
• “Deliver” links to mail
• “Bills” links to “tax collector”
• “Figures” links to the sillily high price of the “silly bills”
• “Let her” is wordplay for “letter” linking back to mail delivery
• “Swishers” obviously you know Joey love his blunts, but also links to Kanye’s album title for TLOP “Swish”
• Swish - Switch tonal perception wordplay
• “Making waves” - obviously making music but also Joey’s first single, also Kanye switched title from Swish to Waves
• “Ye” - links to both Kanye West and old english
• “13th ammendment” - links to themes of incarceration and letters


#36

quavo

call me quavoo da physcian (DOCTOR)

workin yo bish back now we kissin

dissin, and missin, niggahs be trippin

lovin these thots, now back to fishin (REL EM EM IN)

finessin, these hoes and these bitches (BITCH)

got the plug with the extensions (DA EXTENSIONS)

makin waves, we da wave, now yo boy missin (MISSIN))


#37

jesus

so is joey a kanye stan or something or did u just add that aspect in


#38

i love westside gunn but every verse goes something like this:

GOYARD AND COMME DES GARCON ALL UP ON ME

FUCKING WITH ME, BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT ITS A HOMI

IM SO ILL AND FEROCIOUS

PLUS ON TOP OF THAT I AM FOCUSED

then conway comes in and he goes

I GOT SHOT IN MY FACE ILL KNOCK YOURS IN

BUSTIN INTO THE TRAP, I KNOCK THE DOORS IN

SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD CUZ YOU A BITCH

THEN AFTER THAT I FUCKED YOUR BITCH

(((((((DISCLAIMER: I FW GXFR HEAVY BUT THIS IS TRUE)))))))


#39

2Pac:

I always respect women because they’re female
Motherfuckers mad because I’m fresh out of jail
Bob and weave around bullets from my enemies
I’m still sippin’ on Alize and Hennessey
Ride for my n***as, I got my motherfuckin’ AK
Shoot 3 cops with my Glock, it’s just another day
My adversaries pull 9 millis and try to take my life
I kill those motherfuckers and then I take their wife


#40

Nah just ended up with some Yeezy references.


#41

you forgot to rhyme hennesy with elementary, penitentiary, and enemies


#42

I forgot to do penitentiary but I did get hennessey and enemies at least. I’m not sure how often he said elementary tbh