Write a Rapper's Verse for Them


#1

Late at night on the hiphopheads forum, myself and several other users decided to make some fake Action Bronson verses to illustrate the idea that he sometimes recycles topics and ideas throughout his songs. After this, we wondered if this was possible for any other rapper. If you’ve always wanted to ghostwrite for someone, now’s the time. Try to make the imagined verse as close to a typical verse from your rapper of choice as possible. Happy writing!


#3

Not my favorite rapper but this is the bronson verse i wrote for the chat

Just did a backflip through the roof of a Mercedes
Asian bitches blow me, i aint having they babies
Rap game charles barkley, the crowd starts going crazy
Catch a squirrel and eat it, i hope i dont get rabies
Catch your momma in my pad, suplex her to my bed
Proceed to eat her out while she’s giving me head
Before she even knows it ive dipped out and fled
I traverse through a blizzard without using a sled
Didnt take long for me to find some kids playing
Tryna to shoot hoops, i go super saiyan
Dunk the ball, of course its easy to start slaying
I ride off on a horse, we run, it starts neighing


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#6

Wtf is this bar lmao


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#8

Kool A.D. (Best rapper in the world)
Bitch I’m 2Pac,
Bitch I’m the Marquis de Sade
Bitch I’m Aristotle
Bitch I’m Lebron James
Rap Game Da Vinci
Bitch I’m an Artist
Bitches on my dick
Because they enjoy my satire


#9

jay-z :fire: :fire: :fire:

skeletons, vampires, werewolf, mummies
giant shark, frankenstein, phantoms, no danny
succubus, minotaur, cyclops, banshee
golems, demons, tentacles, not tortellini
question: what do these things all have in common?
they can all agree that im really bad at rhymin


#10

we need Genius annotations of this


#11

none of his verses sound like that


#12

Apologize to Hov right now


#13

hov knows im playing


#14

Tyler the Creator:

I did a kickflip over a grandma
then ate her mothafuckin cookies
then i shoved my cock in ur bitch
im edgy and hyper active please respect me

(Tho I do enjoy some of Tyler’s music, no disrespect)


#15

More like

MY DAD LEFT ME
BUT FUCK HIM I’M OVER IT
BURN A BIBLE BURN A BIBLE
KICKFLIP OVER IT
LAME NIGGAS DO DRUGS
BUT REALLY IM SOBER BITCH
I WANNA RAPE A DOG
GO GET ME A DOBERMAN


#16

I’ve been meaning to ask you. do you play csgo? Came up against someone in mm today with your pick, was wondering if that was you.


#17

Nah i dont play


#18

Ah, that’s cool, just thought it might be you.


#19

His bars do though, he always has like 4-5 of these bars in his verses, never a few verse though.


#20

Young thug:

(Sheesh) (vrooh)
I fuck on the bitch for the blow
Got ice on my dick like 0 below! (Below)
I suck on the dick no homo
Bananas go go go go
That chicken go loco loco
(Woo) (sheesh) (sheesh)
I got the ice on my arm
Moma say I gon shoot the star
I went to school to go far


#21

MF DOOM

The pendulum ticking is tickling
How doom stay dry with the blood dripping
Third person emergence, splurging on virgins
Villain stay purging, going psycho in the shower curtains
Killing time’s urgent, the clocks servant serves one purpose
Serendipitously dipping - in and out of traffic swerving