A legendary Devin the Dude verse that's made me laugh a lot over the ages
I go out to the clubs, I try to fit in
The bouncer at the door think I gotta lie to get in
"You Devin? Who Devin?"
Man you know I be rhymin'
"You ain't no motherfuckin' rapper, where's you gold and your diamonds?"
I'm just chillin'
Me and my third leg is tryin' to kick it
Stick it in ya gal
Have her walkin' knock kneed and crooked
Yeah, my dick is Jimminy Cricket but it do make room
I put it in her pussy, stir it like a Kool-Aid spoon
Until it's sour, 'bout a half an hour, shower
Take a shit and wipe my ass with your favorite bath towel
Cause I was just tryin' to have a good time
But if you don't like my head and my shoes never mind
A lady sittin' on a stool see me and screams, "Yeah he rap!
He comes here twice a week and rubs his nuts across my knee caps!"
But they still at the door goin' through club house rules
I'm havin' the odd ball blues
Fuck it, I guess me and my shoes will just go somewhere...