Went to a festival in Denmark with @poogle2404 last month and it was pretty neato
the camping was fucked though, everywhere smelt like urine it was like we were in france, some girl peed on our tent, people fell on it when we were tryna sleep and we had to get out in the nighttime and duct tape that bitch shut (the tent not the peeing girl). All of thise was of course soundtracked by the top 4 billboard hits, bad n boujee/cant touch this remixes, the vengaboys and danish pop music until 6am. (I know some people pay to have girls pee on em but i aint into that, idk about poogbear). ALSO FUCK THAT SHIT I DIDNT HAVE A SLEEPING BAG OR A SLEEPING MAT SO I WAS SLEEPING ON THE COLD DAMN EARTH AND I WAS SHAKING MORE THAN MICHAEL J FOX IN AN EARTHQUAKE.
we hightailed it outta there after two nights because fuck that i aint aboutta have an aneurism because i listened to DJ Khaled's "I'm the One" back to back to back to back to back to back to back etc. That song aint even bad, its just i can only listen to that bitch ass baby Asahd's production for so long and his beard of a human dad saying "LETS RIDE" so many times before i want to want to rip my ears off with a sharpened herring.
Once the performances started it got pretty rad, there were some coolio acts performing over the four days and i got to see...
The Weeknd this lil dude was pretty cool, his band was performing in what was kinda like a recreation of what the kanye/lady gaga show according to Donald Glover's weirdo would have been like - just without the drugs as his band were on these massive pillars just starin at the crowd while the weeknd ran around on the actual stage doing his best impression of a kettle with classical vocal training, i mean it, that dude voice high af.
Princess Nokia apparently dated wiki so thats interesting, but she was kinda cool, more EDM than hip hop but her high energy show got the crown chanting 'MY LIL TIDDIES MY FAT BELLY, MY LIL TIDDIES MY FAT BELLY' so she mustnt have been that bad???
Clams Casino as much as this dude know what he doin in the studio he should stay there lmao, i coulda delivered a better set with an aux cord and i cant even use that bc i got an iphone 7. stay producing rad stuff.
Solange put on a cool show, i dont know how she does it, but she made this afro of a girl in the front row cry as if she was some dude with big ass lips in an elevator. her band were all wearing turtlenecks and looked like they walked straight outta the 70s. hot take but she the superior sister
Gucci Mane all his songs sound the same live and there really isn't anything better than seeing a bunch of private school aryan looking danish kids singing along to guwop. im glad he lost a bunch of weight/got replaced depending on who you trust but he moves around a heap on stage and works the crowd well.
Bryson Tiller i aint know any of this dudes shit but i know some poeple like him especially white girls but his set was really cool and the beats were awesome then he ruined it by singing
The xx i know these sadboys and girl arent strictly hip hop (i guess jamie did a bunch of other shit) but they were the headliners of this night and they put on an excellent show and are real talented side fringes.
Wiki this dude angry and i bet he eats a lot of pickled fruits/vegetables and fish. really raw show, he seemed a lil awkward on stage but he rapped the goods, didnt do his earl sweatshirt feature but i wasnt surprised
Kano I aint know anything about this dude aside from him and Wiley were the two dudes who were the forefathers of grime, he put on a good show and said his name more than 2chainz does, its like he a pokemon
Seun Kuti and Egypt 80 featuring Yasiin Bey this was fela kuti's son doin some afrobreat and every now and then Mos Def would walk out wearing a rolled up smurf condom of a beanie] and a matrix jacket and slap some slam poetry at the end of each song, it was cool though and Seun put on a great show, easily one of my favourite sets from the festival, afrobeat and like bigger band stuff is something i cant get into in recordings but love live. they played a song called Badmon Lighter you should expect to see on the next Drake 'playlist'
Ice Cube fuck i can tell this dude is an actor his screenplay of a show was so dramatic. the highlight though was the presenter beforehand doing to and fro with the crowd getting the snowstorm of a crowd to follow up the line after "CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER NAMED ICE CUBE, FROM THE GANG CALLED INSERT CROWD RESPONSE" hoh boy i cringed so bad
digable planets i aint nearly as big of a fan as Poogtony Fanoogle, i just like blowout comb but they were a real cool and tight performance with one helluva drummer. they seemed authentically happy and feel good, which was a nice change yeknow.
Arcade Fire we drank a litre of sangria each and boogied to some french canadians, i know they aint hip hop but they closed the festival for us.
All in all a good festival, danish people are real weird but generally pretty friendly